JingleLoot · Christmas 2026 🎄
Green Grump Heated Robe
A hooded Christmas robe with three heated panels that warm up in about 60 seconds. Sherpa inside, grump outside.
One for you, one for the person who always steals yours. Mix with any other eligible gift and the discount shows in your bag.
- 1 heated robe with controller
About this product
The coziest grump in the house. A full-length hooded Christmas robe in thick red-and-green flannel with a sherpa lining, and three built-in heated panels that warm up in about 60 seconds.
- Three heated panels – the heating element sits between the flannel and the sherpa, so the warmth stays in.
- Adjustable heat – digital controller, 86°F to 122°F (30–50°C).
- Overheating protection and even heat distribution.
- USB powered – runs from a USB power bank that sits in the pocket, so you can move around the house (power bank not included).
- Ultra-soft sherpa lining, thick cozy flannel, fluffy cuffs, tie belt and a hood with a grumpy green face.
The gift for the person who's always cold, and the one who claims to hate Christmas.
Shipping & guarantee
Free tracked shipping worldwide, with a tracking link the moment it leaves. Order by December 10 for Christmas delivery. Seasonal product, so no change-of-mind returns: if it arrives damaged or stops working within 30 days of delivery, we replace it free.
Cold to cozy in 60 seconds.
- 1Plug in a power bankUSB, then into the pocket. Move around freely.
- 2Pick your heatThe controller goes from 86°F to 122°F.
- 3Warm all overThree heated panels, sherpa inside to keep it in.
- 🎄 Why it makes Christmas betterChristmas morning without the cold: warm from the first coffee to the last present, with a grumpy face that makes everyone laugh.
For the person who's always cold
Hate Christmas? Stay warm anyway.
Thick flannel outside, ultra-soft sherpa inside, and heated panels in between. Turn the heat up, pull up the hood and let the grumpy face do the talking.
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Heats in a minute
No more cold mornings
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Wear it anywhere
Power bank in the pocket
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Grumpy face hood
Funny and warm
How it works
Cold to cozy in 60 seconds
Three steps.
Plug in a power bank
USB, then into the pocket.
Pick the heat
86°F to 122°F on the controller.
Wrap up
Warm in about a minute.
Christmas delivery cut-off
Order by Dec 10.
December 10 is the last day standard tracked shipping is expected to arrive before Christmas. Order before then to be safe.
📦 Order by Dec 10 and it's at your door before the party.
Before you ask
Everything people want to know
Still unsure? Message us. A human replies within a few hours.
Shop all giftsIs the power bank included?
No. The robe runs from a standard USB power bank that sits in the pocket. Use one you have, or any USB power bank.
How warm does it get?
The controller goes from 86°F to 122°F (about 30–50°C), with overheating protection.
How quickly does it heat?
The heated panels warm up in about 60 seconds.
Will it arrive before Christmas?
Order by December 10 for Christmas delivery. Every order ships tracked, and we email the tracking link the moment it leaves.
Is shipping free?
Yes, tracked shipping is free worldwide on every order.
Is there a discount for buying more than one?
Yes. Put any 2 eligible gifts in your bag and you save 10%, any 3 and you save 15%. It's applied automatically in your bag.
What's your return policy?
Seasonal product: no change-of-mind returns. If it arrives damaged or stops working within 30 days of delivery, we replace it free.
Can I ship it straight to someone as a gift?
Yes. Enter their address as the shipping address at checkout and it goes directly to them.
Last call for Christmas delivery
The gift for the one who's always cold.
Order by December 10 for delivery before Christmas.
